So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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