I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
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it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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