then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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