so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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