well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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