But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I would ride that face into the sunset
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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