Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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