i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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