Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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