ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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