I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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