its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
