My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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