At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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