her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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