I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
