that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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