So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Dicks are not precious.
Randomize
