do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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