Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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