i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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