Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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