Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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