honey bunches of taint.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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