I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
