Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf