New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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