And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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