sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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