i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I woke up under a house in Key West
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