JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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