I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
