Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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