How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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