She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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