Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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