On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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