What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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