Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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