Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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