If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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