I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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