well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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