if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel like abortions should bother me more
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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