Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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