Define "chronic" masturbator.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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