Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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