I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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