Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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