guys are not supposed to queef...right?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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