jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
