white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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