I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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