Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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