you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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