i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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