So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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